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You haven’t seen me at my worst until you’ve seen me lick tarter sauce off palate

Or take shots of Sweet Chili.

Very proud to say I’ve seen/participated in both.

Can you tell we’re related. #doublechinswag #howareyoudoingthatwithyourmouth

Can you tell we’re related. #doublechinswag #howareyoudoingthatwithyourmouth


SPOTLIGHT: Rappers x Pre-16th Century Art

Meet your new favorite Tumblr! B4XVI is gathering a collection of comparisons between pre-16th century art and famous rappers.

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if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

Honestly miss sleeping next to someone so badly

we just stare at each other, so we’re making a lot of eye contact. totally non-sexual.

stay on the local news - they only cover rapes and murders!

Calvin Harris


this could be an editorial 




this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.


this is so wild



REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?



The Winter Soldier + knife flips