that person you saw crying today? that’s me not going to comic con
Any of y’all have instagrams you’d wanna swap?
My vagina needs to CALM DOWN.
i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens
white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?
I always forget I have a gap in my teeth and I get self conscious about it for like .50 seconds but then I shove my tongue in between it and pretend to be a snake and it makes it all better.