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lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.

“If we’re dating, you can have your freedom…you’re not my prisoner. Just stay loyal & be honest. That’s all I ask.”

(via shyuk)

vicemag:

I Attended a Pug Pool Party in Staten Island 

Every year, the Staten Island Pug Meetup hosts a pug pool party where pug lovers can watch pug swimming races and eat pug lollipops. Luckily for everyone who missed the event, Amy Lombard took these pictures.

On this episode of: I shouldn’t be alive. 

(It’s 7 AM, and I’m ALREADY DEALING WITH RUDE HOES)

On this episode of: I shouldn’t be alive.

(It’s 7 AM, and I’m ALREADY DEALING WITH RUDE HOES)

AHHHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I MISS YOOOUUUU <3 <3 UR SUCH A BABE ILYYYY

@mothhearts

I MISS AND LOVE YOU TOO YOU BEAUTIFUL ANGEL

bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch

Kayla wasn’t supposed to be home until tomorrow and just burst into the room like a bat out of hell and scared the FUCK out of me.

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

i’m still in my glitter era

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

mothhearts:

did you guys not know I have the cutest lil bathroom???

MIRA IM SCREAMING YOURE THE CUTEST GOD DAMN THING IVE EVER SEEN

Princess Butternut SQUASHED some artwork with her stupid big butt so I put her in hamper jail.

(Yes I know she talks a lot)